Domestic Drama Fan Mugs

Men's Intuition: 'Oh, I can tell from that look you're never going to let this go.'

The Its

"Will you shut up about world domination and just make the damn coffee."

"Quite often I think he's losing the will to live."

Levitation Man Avoids Angry Husband.

'Safe!'

"I haven't told Ed we're moving yet. And I may not bother."

Theatre Crowd

"Want me to talk to the squirrel's mother, or would you prefer to handle it on your own?"

"You don't know me well enough to not care how I look."

"Boy, this blooper reel from 'Manchester by the Sea' is a crack-up."

"It's wonderful to be away from the rat race. So, what happened on 'CSI: Miami' last night?"

"And remember, woman... I'm the one who wears the sassy pastel yellow toreador pants in the family!"

"You're crappin' in the closet again, Claude."

"I knew we agreed that you could be a stay-at-home dad, but that's when we decide to have children."

"It wasn't a farming accident. She just bit my head off again."

'Time for my favorite soap opera, Nine Lives to Live.'

"We need a new stove. This one's beginning to burn oil."

There were a million things Alexander Hamilton hadn't done

"Let me call you back, Lori. I'm binge-watching John clean the gutters."

"Please turn on your cell phones."

"Guess who's going to be on national television apologizing to the American public."

"What am I doing? Just sitting here binge binging."

Man in traffic jam watches couple row while eating popcorn.

'Right, how can I help you?' 'Your wife is having it off with my husband!'

Eurydice in prison

'You've had a bad day? Try being stuck in this house!'

"Hang on, I'll get him for you."

'I think those rumors about you giving yourself a $10 million raise while laying off thousands finally reached the employees. Now I suggest we run!'

Mistress Talking to Maid

On the house

Master of the house states that he will be detained in the city on business when he learns that there is cold mutton for dinner.

"Of please your highness.. not the Glasgow Empire!!"

"I don't want them overexcited,so we don't say T-R-E-A-T around Buddy or B-E-E-R around Bob."

"Congratulations on opening night."