Home Vibes Coordinator Gifts

"Could we be getting a little too museum-quality?"

"The data looks good, sir, but the vibes are mucho heavioso."

"Desmond likes to live in the moment. . . and that moment happens to be 1960."

Knit One, Pearl One, Drop One.

The Old Time Television Channel

'Before we begin, please turn off all cell phones.'

"Sorry? I wasn't listening."

Greetings from VARICOSE VILLAGE, a Florida golfing community featuring a shopping mall, restaurants and hospitals.

Farmacy - 'I can't read your doctor's chicken scratch. I'm sure the pharmacist can, though.'

'He's having so much fun doing his job that I'm going to have to start charging him an admission.'

Home Working

Starfish doing the wave.

Cherub string quartets

How men shop for towels.

'The train due to arrive at platform 2 will now arrive at platform 19.'

'Ever just feel it's going to be a great day?'

"Sure makes a change from New York!"

Herman likes to stay in his comfort zone.

George Frideric Handel

"I never really get anything done. I just have the innate ability to always look busy."

Vine-Gripened Tomatoes

Vacuuming Up the Mood

'Tonight's real is estate news is very discouraging. Viewer discretion is advised.'

'Can you call back? He's busy right now.'

Dancing Person

'I never watch educational television. I guess I'm old fashioned. If I want to learn something, I listen to the radio.'

"Whatever she wants, she gets. She's the only one who knows her way around a computerless office."

Too-Much-Coffee Table.

'It's a newspaper! Brought it online for me dad's birthday. Apparently it's the forerunner of the tablet!'

The 'relaxing at home ' outfit.

Rubbish falling out of the bag before getting to the bin.

"It's not just one incident - several of our customers have expressed their concern about your negative vibes."

Be friendly.

Mark begins to be jolly under creditable circumstances (Martin Chuzzlewit)

'Kids today and their crazy fashions, eh!'