Home Value Concerns Mugs

'Makes you look slimmer.'

"So, the Scharfs have an atoll. Big deal."

'Not a word to Alfred, but the spare bedroom is worth losing the fourteen pounds!'

"This town ain't big enough for the both of us and, even if it was, I doubt either of us could afford to buy a place here given the current sellers' market."

Bert launches his plan to increase property values: Annoyance Free Zone - No politicians, media, pundits, or mimes beyond this point.

Little Investment on the Praire

"Hey, what can I say? It's not Baltimore, but then what is?"

'Being afraid to buy a house doesn't make you homeophobic.'

"I don't know what we'll do when our adjustable-rate mortgage resets."

"I envy you. I'd love to have a house with a fireplace."

"Their entire friendship is based on regret over property they SHOULD have bought when it was affordable."

Solicitor tells divorcing couple: 'You must see that 'I'll have the bricks and she can have the mortar' is not very helpful,'

"My neighbor's house got TPed, and doubled in value."

Cut and Paste.

New HOSTILE Mortgage Company

'Trust Me, I am an Estate Agent.'

"I'd delete Facebook—But I really enjoy roasting landlords and their overpriced rentals."

Housing problems.

"This so called bedroom tax has really hit a raw nerve with your Sid hasn't it!!"

Estate Agent trying to rip off client by charging three times the rent.

'Maintenance' first then 'Rent increase' on apartment blocks

House for Sale. Meth sanitized for a quick sale!

"Either the house was built on a flood plain..."

"Since the council started refurbishing to a high standard he's having difficulty letting his rat infested shoeboxes."

"Yes, I know what all the comps say, but my house is special."

"Leave it, Taffy! That’ll hurt property values!"

"Oh, we don't worry about the kids moving back in with us. We didn't leave a forwarding address."

"One morning Mr Small woke up to find the bank had carried out their threat to repossess his house..."

'Oh, really, our house has only dropped a thousand in value...'

'Rent, or buy?'