Housing Market Worrier Mugs

'Being afraid to buy a house doesn't make you homeophobic.'

Building Site - Life Jackets must be worn.

"This is all we have available. It has an accordian front door, a shelf, a phone, and a spectacular view."

Three little pigs-mortgage.

Estate Agent showing client his parents' house - '...and here's one from our affordable homes range'

'The owner plays in the NBA.'

TV show is called Repossesion Repossession. Man says: 'I see the property shows are reacting to the economic downturn.'

"Try not to think of it as a box, but rather as an environmentally neutral, biodegradable, single person unit of accommodation!"

An exaggeration of estate agents

Real Estate Personals

Realtors: 'We make house calls'.

"When we said we'd build 'affordable' homes we had a particular buyer in mind."

'We did have one property in your price range, but I'm afraid we sold it in 1943.'

'The Dow has shot up 2.5% on positive data on housing - until five minutes from now, when it'll be interpreted differently.'

'Now, it does require some modernisation. . . .'

'It's all about location, location, location!'

'What makes you think the basement leaks?'

Home Foreclosed Home.

Those who fail to learn from the past will be forced to relive it.

"And then the three bears were slowly forced out of the neighborhood due to major corporations cornering the market—The once cozy cottage is now an Air B&B." "The end."

"This town ain't big enough for the both of us and, even if it was, I doubt either of us could afford to buy a place here given the current sellers' market."

House hunting is cruel.

'Oh no! We're in negative equity.'

"This place has a water view if you're looking at the mortgage."

Turtle Home

"To be honest, I'd be stupid not to take advantage of the market."

Dog Realtor

'Looks like you're underwater on your mortgage.'

'It looked a lot bigger in the photos.'

'It seems good, and he said the bit at the bottom is the name of the architect.'

With their sales slumping due to high gas prices, many RVs are being converted...

UP Again: Housing Prices.

"The landlord has promised to sort out the damp problems."

Home 'Submerged' Home! (Home value less than mortgage).

It doesn't matter if our house is made out of bricks, we've got a sub-prime mortgage!