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'Watching a lot of reality shows doesn't make you a realist!'

"I didn't spark joy."

"Oh joy. Looks like the turkey is almost done..."

“I’m stayin’ home — I want the world to know — I pro-bab-ly won’t go!”

'Honey, it's the escrow people. They want to know if you could send a stool sample.'

"In da house"

Realtors: 'We make house calls'.

Estate Agent - This house that's 'just what we are looking for' is ours

'Does this outfit make me look fat?'

"That's Eleanor. She's a fact checker."

Living together, couple in love.

'Oh, this is my son - I'm home-enlightening him.'

"Again, I must remind the witness that he is under oath!"

'I always ask that you be frank and let your hair down providing, of course, you ever grow any hair to let down.'

'At least he's honest.'

'The 'whole truth and nothing but the truth' can be tricky.'

"So, you're staying in then?"

Day 4 of self-isolation and the strain was showing.

'My new year's resolution is to stay home next new year's eve.'

"Clinton spoke at my inauguration, and it's so cold outside-can he crash here for another week?"

Truth, Justice, Equal Time.

"It pains me to tell you this, but it ain't broke."

'Why honest is the best policy...'

COVID-19 dime

Introducing Honest Abe Cards

'Look, they're slowing down.'

Yes. This is definitely a house. The Housing Authority closes another tough case.

'It's a prize for being first to go home.'

'What does my dad do? Anything Mum tells him.'

'He's building a yacht in his basement.'

"To be honest we can't afford to be honest."

Real Estate Life

"Nice, but it's still a fish bowl. We'd like something with a little more privacy."

"I finally have my very own place where I can do what I want in my parents basement."