Home Tidier Prints

He must have suffered a severe knock on the head

While you're down there, Hon, see if we got the Belle Boudoir catalog.

Let's get organized

Happy Holidays from Sanitary Claus!

'Wash your hands, it's time for your piano lessons.'

Sweep the board.

'You never compliment me when it's tidy so I figured you wouldn't notice when it's a tip!'

Things my vacuum likes to suck up

"I discovered our home can be programmed to spit out any unnecessary clutter."

Monsters won't eat you if they're not hungry. So, each night, Mom makes it a sandwich. If I keep my room tidy.

"I've heard of being organized, but isn't this a little obsessive compulsive?"

"I hate all the paperwork there is with this job."

The life-changing magic of shoving everything into a huge Hefty bag and leaving it for somebody else to deal with.

"Your sweaters go in the drawer, your shoes go on the shelf, and you go in this nifty cubby here."

Desert Island Raking

"Now just open wide and relax. Uncle Fred has told me he has a way to fix your braces faster and cheaper than that overpriced orthodontist."

I'm fed up with cleaning your room! From now on, wipe your feet!

The Movers - Decluttering

Super glue hoovering

Wrong end of extension cord.

'I finally got rid of all my junk mail.' - 'You have no new messages.' - 'On reflection, I miss the false sense of popularity.'

Ikeasaurus

"I thought you were organizing my stuff."

'Never, Ever...open the glove compartment in your car.'

Clearing Away Christmas

The murphy desk

Man waiting for final leaf of autumn to fall.

'Particles, particles, particles.'

"You can tell he's not a stray. He picks up after himself."

"How many times did I tell you? Don't put the outdated chargers in the drawer for broken headphones."

'I wish these wrestlers would clear up after themselves.'

"There you are - you can put knives back in the right order if you try, without my condescending advice."

"It's not so much spring cleaning as it is 'My mom is visiting for Mother's Day' cleaning."