Home Theater Installer Prints

"Officer, my husband went back there last night to hook up a DVR... and I haven't seen him since!"

'I hope this DVD has some worthwhile in-front-of-the-scenes content.'

Dear, could you please pick up some batteries? The ones in the remote are dead and I feel like I'm Amish.

"I've no idea. Maybe it's the slumber channel."

"Would you sit and watch a 12 hour movie?"

"And this is our media room."

"Well, the remote's not dowmn the back of the couch."

American Idle.

'I'd explain how the TV, VCR, DVD, surround sound home entertainment system works...but I don't know.'

'There's nothing on.'

Proud of herself for "never owning a tv" Emily watches eight episodes of a mediocre tv show on her laptop while in bed.

'Someday TVs will be in big boxes on the floor.'

TV-Man

"The TV remote? So, I decide what we watch tonight?"

Big screen TV.

"Again, are you sure I didn't mention about bringing your own 3-D glasses?"

Big screen TV falling through floor

"Maybe you set it up wrong."

'3-D TV Kit'

Homo Zapiens

"WOW...this 50.1 theatre sound system makes you feel you're actually in the movie!"

"My favourite movie is Mrs Fire, without doubt."

"I'm you from the future! Or the past. I've completely lost track of time."

Cat gets a hole in one

"I'll be glad when the television is fixed."

"It's not just the same old crap—it's wider."

'If it's a universal remote, how come it doesn't work on the refrigerator?'

'If I thought for one moment that you were identifying...!'

"Our kids may like your giant soundbar, but the neighbors seem to have a different opinion."

How the goat got square eyes.

'Yeah, my home theater even has spilled drinks and popcorn on the floor.'

"Great idea. Movies are so much better on the big screen."

Living comfortably with electric appliances.

"Arthur, the bird's gone and done it again."

"...Looks like nothing but snow on TV tonight..."