Home Theater Enthusiast Prints

'I finally understand what my father meant when he said, 'someday, son, you'll see the big picture'.'

He wanted a big-screen TV; she didn't. So they compromised. She let him sit closer to the screen.

"Again, are you sure I didn't mention about bringing your own 3-D glasses?"

Four thousand dollars later and there's STILL nothing to watch!

Widescreen TV on end showing 'The Towering Inferno'.

"This one's just like being at a real theatre."

'What do you mean, 'pass the remote control'? We're at the cinema!'

'Tonight's top story...Your TV is too big...'

Home theatre.

"My favourite movie is Mrs Fire, without doubt."

"This actually feels like we have a cinema in our own home!"

"Did you really buy a new TV just to watch this programme?"

Listen to your child and be patient.

"No, this movie isn't dragging. You've got it on 'pause'."

'It's saved us from having to get real lives.'

'It's been digitally enhanced.'

Big screen TV falling through floor

'You feel like you're really AT the cinema with this model.'

"Why not admit that we need a television with a bigger screen?"

'I can't help but wonder if somewhere, someone isn't watching a TV with a larger screen.'

Frank, I just finished writing an ad to sell my home entertainment center. The chair is included? It's covered with gum! That's why I said 'Have a complete movie theater experience." The audio components are smashed! Bits are all over the room! And that's why I said "Surround sound system"! Ernie, people want flat-screens ... not a thick cabinet TV! I was honest about that, Frank. I said "3-D television"!

George Appliances. That's right, this home theater system is co complete it even comes with a rude couple who sit behind you and guess the movie's plot twists.

"The big screen really brings out the violence."

"And this is our media room."

'I'd explain how the TV, VCR, DVD, surround sound home entertainment system works...but I don't know.'

TV-Man

Big screen TV.

"Maybe you set it up wrong."

'3-D TV Kit'

"WOW...this 50.1 theatre sound system makes you feel you're actually in the movie!"

"It's not just the same old crap—it's wider."

'What do you mean, 'pass the remote control'?... We're at the cinema!'

"Our kids may like your giant soundbar, but the neighbors seem to have a different opinion."

'Yeah, my home theater even has spilled drinks and popcorn on the floor.'

"Great idea. Movies are so much better on the big screen."