Home Tech Heroes Gifts

"He said he won't be able to come fix our computer until Saturday, between the hours of 1:00 and 8:00 PM. Which is strange, because he's our six-year-old son, and his bedroom is right down the hallway."

'Frank built it himself. The last football will fall through the hourglass 10 seconds before the Super Bowl starts.'

Dummies Books.

"Bootsy has welcomed the vacuum robot into our home in her own unique way."

Wallpapering with Nails

"I just got a text message from our dehumidifier. It says it doesn't know how much more of this rain it can take."

"We should probably talk about the elephant in the Roomba."

"Do screen doors just keep insects out, or other things too?"

'So you just dry stuff? That's cool, I guess. I mean, it's not like there's some mystical force that could do that for you, like, I don't know... evaporation.'

"I only do skype meetings these days."

How the cords get all tangles up when you're away.

"The last vampire who lived in it spared no expense on upgrades. Especially when it comes to the latest technology."

Super Homeworld

'Until you remember where you put the ladder, be quiet!'

'Boy, these strips sure make it a lot easier to swat the flies!'

"I childproofed all the cabinets for you."

"See. I told you they have Roomba Rodeos when we're gone."

"I can't remember - do I work at home or do I live at work?"

"It's a smart refrigerator that requires a password to open it. They always use one of our names. Their lack of creativity has finally caught up with them."

"We have so many security cameras, the doormat says 'Say cheese' instead of welcome."

'Why do you want a chimney sweep anyway? You're all electric...'

"Don't even think about letting them in until the house is dirty again."

"Well? Try them out!"

"I'm going to set this lot up - will contain scenes that some may find upsetting and strong language throughout."

On and Off Mouse Trap

"Don't worry, I've called IT support."

Appliances. Toasters. Ten bucks extra? I didn't even know that toasters needed undercoating.

"Have you been messing about with the toaster again, Walter?"

Statue of a housewife.

"So there really is a vacuum in outer space!"

'That's it Ma'am: Your VCR is set and programmed... You don't need to be an Alpha Male to work it out...'

'I wish these wrestlers would clear up after themselves.'

"Drat - the hackers hit our microwave."

"Remember, as soon as his boss joins the video conference, it's showtime."

"I closed the window, but still nothing. Should I try closing the drapes?"