Home Sweet Home Comeback Kid Prints

"I also need to get back on your insurance."

"This number goes out to all the little people I met on my way back down."

"And in the category of 'The Most Amazing Comeback from an Academic Nosedive,' the winner is..."

"Hello? Guys? Okay, I've had a long day and I'm very tired, so no pranks this time. I'm serious... guys?!"

'How about a little smile for me. You've outlived my prediction!'

Did you miss me?

The journey's end

Ed finally had to admit that his body was less of a temple and more of a worn-out parish church with a bouncy castle out front.

"Hold it, Lucy! Here I am!"

Home Foreclosed Home.

"This place has a water view if you're looking at the mortgage."

"It's like a tiny house, but bigger."

"You're moving into a place where all the parents live well and all the kids test well."

'Looks like you're underwater on your mortgage.'

'Well I think everything is in order, congratulations on your new home!'

'A free goldfish with every house you buy!'

"Your room is exactly how you left it before you went to college, except of course, for our boarder, Mr. Grunze."

"I know I told you to fool him into thinking you've got nothing left, but now you've got me convinced."

Right Here

The Fountain of Youth.

"I'm so much more relaxed now that I got a reverse mortgage."

Soldier With Post Stickers On His Helmet.

"It is a violation of air national guard policy for you to possess an AK-47 from Iraq, boy!! Do you want to suffer the consequences of bringing back a souvenir?!!"

"By offering your home as security, you are giving the lender a legal claim to your property."

'The Pentagon has ruled, Sargeant, since the barracks is your home,you can keep a dog, or a cat, but not both.'

'Well! Another near miss! Remind me not to listen to you next time you say it's okay to move in downstairs from a young family and that's not the reason the place was so cheap!'

"It sure is great to have you back for a while at the mother ship."

"This accident will not affect my career as a football pro. Fortunately, I'm left-footed."

"I think I've already had my fifteen minutes of fortune."

'After I get my MBA I'll live in New York and summer in Europe before moving back in with my parents.'

"Daddy, I want to come home."

"Sure, you lost most of your money investing in this stock, but they did give you a participation trophy."