Home Surgery Hero Prints

'My mom's the greatest surgeon this side of Mayo brothers.'

Come dine with me!

A female patient in an exam room sees a sign that reads, 'Break glass in case of physician burnout'

Domestic Superheroes!!

Jack of all trades

"Boy, am I glad they finally hired more staff!"

"No, it wasn't a sinkhole. Your old TV was so heavy the ground could no longer take the weight."

"Okay, now breathe another sigh of relief."

"In my house, 'dirty dancing' means it's time to mop the floor."

'These elves sure are helpful around the house.'

"You may have been the victim of a mis-sold PFI contract."

He was different from the other doctors. For one thing, he refused to play God.

"In the whole length and breadth of this world there is no more admirable a spot for a man and his dog to pass the time than the local Home Depot."

"That's all I get? A sonogram? No tracking number?"

'I'm going to refer you to a specialist in that yucky feeling.'

Keyworker

Medical personnel give their hearts

'Before you see any patients have you completed your hand sterilisation and soap management course?'

Dancing Doctor

'I found the termites!'

'Can we afford you to save us money by repairing the car yourself...?'

I did it my way.

"I remember when we first met you were an exhausted young doctor! Now you're an exhausted middle-aged doctor!"

Booster shots

"Unfortunately, there's no cure—there's not even a race for a cure."

"I just cleaned that glass! How can it already be covered in nose prints?!"

'You are a very good nurse. You're actually listening to what I'm saying.'

"It's just temporary, until I fix the air conditioner."

Kid with plaster cast being sawn off.

Nurse pushing the Grim Reaper out of the Surgery room.

'Sorry, staff shortage.'

"You'll feel a pinch now and another one when the bill comes."

'I found the home maintenance manual in the attic. I think it's got mildew.'

London GPs could become an endangered species.

'I do need your bed, Mr. Davies, for me, I'm shattered after working twenty-six hours non stop.'