Home Care Hero Prints

'You missed a spot.'

"I just cleaned that glass! How can it already be covered in nose prints?!"

A female patient in an exam room sees a sign that reads, 'Break glass in case of physician burnout'

Domestic Superheroes!!

"Boy, am I glad they finally hired more staff!"

"Okay, now breathe another sigh of relief."

"In my house, 'dirty dancing' means it's time to mop the floor."

"The dryer giveth and the dryer taketh away."

He was different from the other doctors. For one thing, he refused to play God.

Medical personnel give their hearts

'I'm going to refer you to a specialist in that yucky feeling.'

"That's all I get? A sonogram? No tracking number?"

Keyworker

"I remember when we first met you were an exhausted young doctor! Now you're an exhausted middle-aged doctor!"

Booster shots

'I had considered a career as an offshore commodities broker specialising in securitised asset transfers but the pension wasn't as good.'

'You are a very good nurse. You're actually listening to what I'm saying.'

'Sorry, staff shortage.'

Nurse pushing the Grim Reaper out of the Surgery room.

"Maybe the unseen hand of the market will change the diaper."

'I found the home maintenance manual in the attic. I think it's got mildew.'

London GPs could become an endangered species.

"You'll feel a pinch now and another one when the bill comes."

"I know — but he was nervous and his support dog didn’t seem to mind."

'I do need your bed, Mr. Davies, for me, I'm shattered after working twenty-six hours non stop.'

A sign on the front lawn of a house reads "Keep off the chemicals".

'Caw blimey!'

COVID 19

'I told you not to complain about the hospital food!'

'It's not easy being fabulous and caretaking.'

'Did you remove my appendix? Yes, both of them.'

EU Vaccine approval

"Twenty five years... I think it's time we renew our towels."

'I know it's overdue but I've been in Intensive Care.'