Home Storage Pillows

Yes, dear, eventually you'll 'have it all,' so let's begin planning where you'll put it.

'How did I fill all this in for only $75.00? Easy, I only collect corked wines.'

Let's get organized

"Better bring me another cookie. The last one fell in the water."

"It looks like our house got sick and threw up the attic."

Dog Walking Services

Interior design trends for parents....

DO Not Disturb (Except For Meals)

"My online account predicts the things I should own, then buys them with my credit card. It�s very convenient, but I do now need to move to a larger house."

"....Oh, and the dog's eaten all the fridge magnets."

Girl who can't cook meets guys who can't fix stuff.

A man sees Zeus throwing lightning bolts on the balcony of his apartment.

'Bad luck duck - he's on your side of the bed.'

A man is living in small box apartment trying to read a book, but is surrounded by people engaging in noisy activities.

Fittd shēt

'Is there any chance at all I could get you to stop leaving your pantyhouse laying around?!'

'I'll be glad when winter is over and he can start buryi8ng bones again.'

'Rabbits make great pets, but it's best to have them one at a time.'

Things my vacuum likes to suck up

Ironing day.

"Yes, it's a safe: I was fed up with my winter provisions being raided by freeloaders!"

I'm beginning to regret buying that Roomba.

Instant Laundry Detergent, 'Just add water'.

"It's not the paranormal activity that bothers me so much as the passive aggression."

'The vegetables sat in the crisper for hours...days...a whole week. Then suddenly, the drawer opened. A hand reached in, grabbed the kale, and all you could hear was the sound of...A Garbage disposal.'

"There's more inside."

''Food miles' is a big issue, so I'm reducing the distance my food travels by moving my fridge into the living room.'

It's Your Turn to Do the Dishes Tonight!

Washing Line Walker

Moving in

"Twenty five years... I think it's time we renew our towels."

Acclaimed mother.

"I'm cleaning a little already, because the cleaning lady will be here soon!"

"Would you like to sleep through the film or the variety show?"

'At least I never have to straighten it out.'