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Ernie, cramming a lifetime's worth of junk into every cupboard, closet and corner of your home makes you a hoarder, not a prepper.

Let's get organized

'You're right. Our old safety files have become a safety concern.'

"Yes, it's a safe: I was fed up with my winter provisions being raided by freeloaders!"

'The vegetables sat in the crisper for hours...days...a whole week. Then suddenly, the drawer opened. A hand reached in, grabbed the kale, and all you could hear was the sound of...A Garbage disposal.'

It's Your Turn to Do the Dishes Tonight!

There! I've made my year's supply of zucchini bread! That's kind of a lot. How can you store them all? It's no problem. I just throw out last year's supply.

"All my stuff is 'Rosebud'."

'I need a lot of trunk space.'

Folding Container.

'Isn't it great? It gives us four times the storage space as a regular fridge!'

'You still can't take it with you, but we now offer cloud storage for intellectual properties.'

"I hate people using the cloud."

Mankind's earliest ancestor emerges from the primordial ooze, closely followed by a prehistoric species of re-sealable plastic containers.

"It's good to see that... ...Tia Carmen teaching Gracie valuable family traditions passed down through the generations."

"I got the cream, but the bulk of the old lady's estate is going to auction."

'I can't party like I used to. I've got enough Tupperware.'

My boat

VARIOUS ITEMS OF LABELLED KITCHENWARE.

Tuppermalware

'And this is the walk-in clos..' - 'We'll take it!!'

'Something in the fridge has gone off.'

'Derek knew that someone, somewhere must have designed a car with a shopping basket.'

'Whoa! When did we get that big Tupperware bowl?'

"And then in Italy Paola's collection of canned tomatoes is unrivaled"

Corn Silo / Wheat Silo / Missile Silo

Kangaroo Pocket

And it stores easily under your bed...

'Problems finding good, affordable housing?'

"This is where DIY projects go to die."

Heat Wave Podium

Camper special! PORK 'N' BEANS...50 gallons...only $49.99...Limit: 3 per customer.

Penguin emerges from freezer. Man says: 'This freezer needs defrosting.'

Save the Files on the Cloud.

Moving and Storage: "Did they say moving?"