Home Repair Or Renovation Prints

Where are you spending the money your aunt gave you? Someplace special. Maybe I'll get a massage. Or a facial. Or

Let's get organized

"No, it wasn't a sinkhole. Your old TV was so heavy the ground could no longer take the weight."

Painting by the numbers for adults

'The plumber said he can't come right now, but promised to put us on his 'wading list'. Cute, huh?'

'Is that the only wallpaper you could find?!'

"This is going to make the most amazing driftwood table."

'Good news. I found where the termites have been living.'

"I finally found a use for that old home repair book..."

'These elves sure are helpful around the house.'

Adhesive Tiles: Do Not Open from this End.

Why it's bad when home owners change their minds about the bathroom's location late in a building project.

"Yes, I know they fit, it's just not what I pictured for a three car garage!"

Painting the Ceiling

'I found the termites!'

'Frankly, I think watching paint dry has been given a bad press.'

'And just what makes you think I don't know what I'm doing?!!'

"I may not know much about art, but I do know what's suitable for framing."

'Can I invite my friends round to watch, Mom?'

Another All Steel Home Built By Wit Construction.

"I think I perferred the plain magnolia"

"Well, yes, it's not what you would call a practical nest, but my wife insisted on using an architect..."

"I sensed you needed my help. I’m Saint &@!#%&!!, the patron saint of cursing."

'You've reached McWit Quality Construction. If your foundation has cracked, press 1, if your plumbing is leaking press 2, if your house is collapsing, press 3 ...'

'We've knocked out the interior walls to improve our home Wi-Fi coverage.'

"I just love how wet you've made things in here."

"We went for Scandinavian interiors."

Frog to other frog: 'Hey, nice pad.'

"You're welcome."

"In my life, I've had seven cars, six jobs, five houses, four bypass operations, and three wives!"

'Come on, you can help me to choose some lovely wallpaper.'

'Wow...Your work is amazing!'

"I said to myself, 'Maybe I can't change the world, but I can remodel my bathroom.' "

'MY husband made the coffee table out of an old door.'

"Too bright."