Home Project Guru Mugs

Cordless Drill and Drill Less Cords.

Do It Yourself: Help Wanted.

"If only Donald Trump knew of your wall-building skills!"

"You haven't got dyslexia- the instructions are in polish."

"I finally found a use for that old home repair book..."

Why it's bad when home owners change their minds about the bathroom's location late in a building project.

'How do you like my new, deep plush carpet?'

'We've knocked out the interior walls to improve our home Wi-Fi coverage.'

"Ikea for hippies" 1. Flimsig used pallets, old foam 2. Stinkum goat wool 3. Beetup recycled lumber 4. Riskig kerosene lamp 5. Stupor hand blown by Nils 6. Smokum found on beach in Mendocino 7. Woblig 100% driftwood

A DIY disaster.

Hardware Store Tools Wrench

'You're using 14' nails on a 2' door? This is definitely a case where bigger is not better.'

'Sure you won 'Contractor of the Decade' five times, McWit, but what have you done lately?'

"Maybe the termite problem should take precedence over the chimney problem."

Problem Solving

"...And this is the part where he veers off course from the YouTube tutorial."

'I don't think he's so smart. I had to show him three times before he got the hank of it.'

Home De-Po. Things you need for your project. Things you didn't know you needed until you were halfway through your project.

"Mulch madness"

"Want to impress me with that hammer? Try using it to fix a few things around here."

"The white flag means he gives up and will finally hire a professional to finish the renovation."

Your Home Remodel Team

'She seems to think I only have one thing on my mind.'

"It's a miracle I was able to build this desk all by myself. I'm not so handy."

'Yeah, strictly speaking it's a hole, but I prefer to think of it as a bijou hole.'

'Handyman's Special'

"It's a lot of work, but we've decided to renovate this old factory."

'I found out how to redecorate the easy way - just call the old wallpaper names and it will come down to slap you!'

'Mom! -- Jeffrey's pimping the wall!'

'Have you got one of those things you use to knock nails in...?'

'I figure that if I sell just one, I can retire.'

House for sale - some assembly required.

'I think you want Phillips. Two doors down on the left.'

George was a bit intimidated by his IKEA self-assembly wardrobe.

Wallpapering with Nails