Home Organization Challenge Champion Mugs

"And here's my wine cellar. It can hold 4,000 bottles, in theory."

"Better bring me another cookie. The last one fell in the water."

Interior design trends for parents....

"My online account predicts the things I should own, then buys them with my credit card. It�s very convenient, but I do now need to move to a larger house."

A man is living in small box apartment trying to read a book, but is surrounded by people engaging in noisy activities.

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'Is there any chance at all I could get you to stop leaving your pantyhouse laying around?!'

'Bad luck duck - he's on your side of the bed.'

Girl who can't cook meets guys who can't fix stuff.

'I'll be glad when winter is over and he can start buryi8ng bones again.'

Things my vacuum likes to suck up

I'm beginning to regret buying that Roomba.

"I miss the Augean stables."

Instant Laundry Detergent, 'Just add water'.

"It's not the paranormal activity that bothers me so much as the passive aggression."

"There's more inside."

Acclaimed mother.

Moving in

"I'm cleaning a little already, because the cleaning lady will be here soon!"

Washing Line Walker

Family working together

"Did you get my e-mail about who takes out the trash today?"

'I've misplaced everything.'

"Please don't interrupt Mommy when she's in her gym slash office slash living room slash cafeteria."

'You know that bottle of ink that was standing on the desk...?'

"...when you're through in there, my kids room could use a demonstration too."

'Despite his laser eye surgery, he still doesn't see the mess he leaves in the living room every day.'

Fashion Update Dryer Sheets

'Occupation? You name it, that's ME.'

Kids really do make you view the world from a different perspective...I'm on the floor, behind the couch, under the bed...

"Did I hear you use the phrase 'Earn my keep'?"

"You told Pastor Bob about my room, didn't you?"

Spring Cleaning

Heavy-duty, super-capacity, two speeds, 10 cycles. All of them vicious.

Having It All