Home Office King Gifts

'I'm a work-at-home dad.'

"I built this tree house for my kids. But it's so private, I've decided to use it as my home office."

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Politicians' basements (as seen on TV)

"I'm thinking of turning this home office into a man-cubicle."

"It has come to my attention that some work-from-home employees aren't maintaining company standards."

"I'm working from home today."

Lumbar support animal

"I can always tell when Philip is working on family finances. A 'cursor' appears on both sides of the computer screen."

Clients who show up early for an appointment are really annoying ??" especially when you work from home.

CAUTION: Creative genius at work

"I could get used to working remotely."

"The good news is the company said I could work from home. The bad news is they made me take all my paperwork with me."

Covid and Restarting School

'Honey, I'm home - for good.'

"Oh yes sir, I'm finding I can get so much more work done, working from home."

“Someone is not muted. I'm still hearing ambient noise. Please mute your device.”

"How about a little more muse and a little less 'meow,' huh?"

An Advance Visit From The Three Wise Men

'...Couldn't you just get pictures for your desk?'

"I want to work from home!"

"So are you can't cook or won't cook?"

"You've all been like a company to me."

"It's hard for me to do my job remotely when you keep eating all of my home work."

Working from home

"Two boys from legal to see you."

'You have to stop bringing all that work home. You're trying to send a fax from our toaster.'

Homepage, sweet homepage.

"Working from home is a great idea, Dad. We'd just like to establish some kind of dress code."

'I'm sick of answering the phone - half the time, it's about business!'

"Sorry, sweetie, but I have the conference room booked for the next hour."

"Miss Jenkins, e-mail the housekeeper. Her telecommuting days are over"

"Don't interrupt! I finally found my muse."

"I've got a great idea! By adding the words "and associates" to my business name, no one will every suspect I'm really just one person with a phone and a web site working out of my bedroom!"