Home Office Hermit Pillows

Jerry Maguire Now

"I can always tell when Philip is working on family finances. A 'cursor' appears on both sides of the computer screen."

The Guru is Working from his Cave

"I'm sorry - Mr Jensen is not in the office at this time."

Television Readers.

"I'd like a week off without any business related e-mail on my home computer."

"It has come to my attention that some work-from-home employees aren't maintaining company standards."

"I'm thinking of turning this home office into a man-cubicle."

Politicians' basements (as seen on TV)

"I'm working from home today."

'Uh, Dad - My wife thinks she and I should have a mountain of our own.'

Lumbar support animal

Clients who show up early for an appointment are really annoying ??" especially when you work from home.

Connected to Technology.

"I could get used to working remotely."

"Oh yes sir, I'm finding I can get so much more work done, working from home."

"The good news is the company said I could work from home. The bad news is they made me take all my paperwork with me."

"How about a little more muse and a little less 'meow,' huh?"

Covid and Restarting School

“Someone is not muted. I'm still hearing ambient noise. Please mute your device.”

'...Couldn't you just get pictures for your desk?'

"These few weeks off school have convinced me that I'm definitely a stay-at-home kid."

"It's hard for me to do my job remotely when you keep eating all of my home work."

'Miss Fenwick - I don't want to see anyone today!'

"You've all been like a company to me."

Working from home

"I want to work from home!"

'You have to stop bringing all that work home. You're trying to send a fax from our toaster.'

'After his web site got going we bought this 5000 sq. ft. home, but he never leaves his computer.'

'I'm a work-at-home dad.'

Homepage, sweet homepage.

'I'm sick of answering the phone - half the time, it's about business!'

'I warned him about thinking the unthinkable!'

Nethead strip: Over doing the time spent on the computer

"Sorry, sweetie, but I have the conference room booked for the next hour."