Home Office Hermit Pillows

Jerry Maguire Now

"I can always tell when Philip is working on family finances. A 'cursor' appears on both sides of the computer screen."

The Guru is Working from his Cave

"I'm sorry - Mr Jensen is not in the office at this time."

ZOOM 'n' GLOOM.

Television Readers.

"I'd like a week off without any business related e-mail on my home computer."

"I'm thinking of turning this home office into a man-cubicle."

Politicians' basements (as seen on TV)

"It has come to my attention that some work-from-home employees aren't maintaining company standards."

"I'm working from home today."

Lumbar support animal

'Uh, Dad - My wife thinks she and I should have a mountain of our own.'

Clients who show up early for an appointment are really annoying ??" especially when you work from home.

"There, all neat and tidy!"

Connected to Technology.

"I could get used to working remotely."

"How about a little more muse and a little less 'meow,' huh?"

Covid and Restarting School

"The good news is the company said I could work from home. The bad news is they made me take all my paperwork with me."

"Oh yes sir, I'm finding I can get so much more work done, working from home."

“Someone is not muted. I'm still hearing ambient noise. Please mute your device.”

"These few weeks off school have convinced me that I'm definitely a stay-at-home kid."

'...Couldn't you just get pictures for your desk?'

"You've all been like a company to me."

'Miss Fenwick - I don't want to see anyone today!'

Working from home

"I want to work from home!"

"It's hard for me to do my job remotely when you keep eating all of my home work."

'You have to stop bringing all that work home. You're trying to send a fax from our toaster.'

'After his web site got going we bought this 5000 sq. ft. home, but he never leaves his computer.'

'I'm a work-at-home dad.'

Homepage, sweet homepage.

'I'm sick of answering the phone - half the time, it's about business!'

"Sorry, sweetie, but I have the conference room booked for the next hour."