Home Office Pillows

"Now that all my work travel is remote, I can always go first class!"

'When you work from home, the office parties are rubbish.'

Clients who show up early for an appointment are really annoying ??" especially when you work from home.

'I'm working remotely.'

'You have to stop bringing all that work home. You're trying to send a fax from our toaster.'

"I have a home office. Can I deduct trips to the kitchen and bathroom?"

"I'll be here at my home office from nine AM till nine PM... Also from nine PM till nine AM.

'I said I would agree to work remotely, but this is a bit too much.'

"Sorry, I thought this was a Skype meeting."

'What's your policy on working from home?'

"Careful, you'll upset Dad's work/life balance."

Watercooler moments weren't quite the same since Norman started working from home.

"There, all neat and tidy!"

"I'll be working remotely today."

'Yes the business has become bigger, but Fred still likes to work at home.'

'Enough EBAY already!'

'I'm sorry. The CEO can't come to the phone right now. He's entertaining some prospective clients over lunch.'

Colin missed chatting with his colleagues over his sales success

"Sorry, Ben. I'll have to get back to you after playtime."

"Could you continue to work from home? We're enjoying not having you in the office."

'The key to a successful home business is self-discipline.'

"I'm working from home today."

Employee of the Month

'I'm a work-at-home dad.'

'The all work in their own homes now, but they still get together for carpool reunions.'

Cat woman struggles to work at home.

"Watching him work those spreadsheets all day can be very relaxing."

"The great thing about this job is I get to work from home."

"I can't open the spreadsheet. I'm having technical difficulties."

"Does it double as a home office?"

Home office manager

'Working from home is great! You can keep your mind occupied watching daytime TV.'

Colin sometimes forgot that on Thursday he was no longer working from home!

"Please stop calling this 'the break room' and no, there's not space for a water cooler."

"Right now, I'm just trying to decide which pajamas to wear today."