Home Office Pillows

"Now that all my work travel is remote, I can always go first class!"

'When you work from home, the office parties are rubbish.'

Clients who show up early for an appointment are really annoying ??" especially when you work from home.

'I'm working remotely.'

'You have to stop bringing all that work home. You're trying to send a fax from our toaster.'

"I have a home office. Can I deduct trips to the kitchen and bathroom?"

"I'll be here at my home office from nine AM till nine PM... Also from nine PM till nine AM.

"Sorry, I thought this was a Skype meeting."

'What's your policy on working from home?'

"Careful, you'll upset Dad's work/life balance."

'I said I would agree to work remotely, but this is a bit too much.'

'Yes the business has become bigger, but Fred still likes to work at home.'

Watercooler moments weren't quite the same since Norman started working from home.

"Sorry, Ben. I'll have to get back to you after playtime."

'Enough EBAY already!'

'I'm sorry. The CEO can't come to the phone right now. He's entertaining some prospective clients over lunch.'

Colin missed chatting with his colleagues over his sales success

"Could you continue to work from home? We're enjoying not having you in the office."

'The key to a successful home business is self-discipline.'

Employee of the Month

"I'm working from home today."

"Watching him work those spreadsheets all day can be very relaxing."

'I'm a work-at-home dad.'

'The all work in their own homes now, but they still get together for carpool reunions.'

Barking From Home

"This is where I get most of my negative thinking done."

Home office manager

"I bought my husband an ergo smart chair. It ejects him if it feels he's been sitting at his computer too long."

"You've been pacing round the house with a face like a slapped arse fro hours now clutching that folder, you are making me feel uneasy!"

"Right now, I'm just trying to decide which pajamas to wear today."

"Please stop calling this 'the break room' and no, there's not space for a water cooler."

"I can't open the spreadsheet. I'm having technical difficulties."

"Does it double as a home office?"

"We have to buy her a good scratching post. She keeps going to a search engine and scratching a photo of one. We also have to buy another monitor."

"Transitioning from home to office again is more difficult for some than others."