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Still working from Hell

Brian wanted to call the presentation "Synergy". Paula wanted to call it "Cooperation". They could never agree.

"I built this tree house for my kids. But it's so private, I've decided to use it as my home office."

"Well, it looks like the merger is off."

"It has come to my attention that some work-from-home employees aren't maintaining company standards."

"I'm working from home today."

Clients who show up early for an appointment are really annoying ??" especially when you work from home.

Man suffering from rope burn due to climbing the corporate ladder

'I'm telling ya, it's a jungle out there.'

'I'm still not sure HOW it happened. One minute, we were bouncing ideas off each other, and the next thing I knew, we were using furniture instead!'

"Two boys from legal to see you."

Run, Mike, Run!

"It's a 24/7 work culture out there!"

"They pay well but they expect a lot from you."

'I've fired the entire company except you, Jerkins. You'll have more work without pay, but you do have job security.'

"I've called the meeting to discuss the problem of stress int he workplace."

"It's a dog-eat-dog economy. And I'm the Doberman."

"You've bust your hump."

'Home office' worker's house with cable going to 'Office services companies'

The rat race

'They aren't shy about cutting you out of the decision making process.'

'This should soothe any hurt feelings.'

'If you know what's good for you Allan, you'll let me pass.'

"You'll be allowed to work from home two days a week... Saturday and Sunday."

Pecking order spats take their toll.

"Of course we don't mind you working from home - we'd just rather it was from your own home, Mr Webb."

Flexible working

"And this is where Simon works remotely...thinks remotely...and acts remotely."

Telework Pants

"Calm down, I'm just using the rules of modern competition."

"You're ruthless in your ambition, Henderson- I admire that."

"I work from home and have dinner, watch TV and sleep at the office."

'No need to come in.. you can fax me your resume.'

"I only do skype meetings these days."

An older white male executive is barely hanging onto his career