Home Office Giggler Pillows

"I am saving lives. . ."

"It has come to my attention that some work-from-home employees aren't maintaining company standards."

"I'm working from home today."

"To make this interview more entertaining I would like you to take a breath of helium before answering the questions."

'Lion Tamer experience hey? Well, I have a project currently needing your management skills...'

"I'm too busy to be stressed."

"I think I'll have the businessman's lunch."

"Can I multi-task? As a single mom I'm both the bread-winner and bread-baker!"

"....how many kids have we got now?"

STRIP Hambone: Computer company job interview

"Why, if it isn't Henshaw caught in the Overtime Warp again."

'A few messages came in during your lunch break.'

Man in office, desk covered in computer equipment, uses floor for photos, desk pads etc.

"That's Arnie, our resident meeting moth. He doesn't have an office... Just flits all day from one meeting to another. And be careful: he's got a thing for wool!"

'Many Happy Redundan... HA! RETURNS of the day, Mackay.'

'This is going to be good, he's taking water balloons into the board meeting.'

"You seem to be balancing your workload well."

'I'm playing 18 floors.'

"Apart from that, Bob, what else did you learn on the team-building paintball weekend?"

'It's not just a job. It's about being part of something bigger than yourself.'

"I've put every one of those vital master copies through here, and it took ages. Where do the copies come out?"

'He's still able to do the work of three committees.'

Office worker chips a golf ball into in tray on a desk at work.

'When you are done balancing in your chair we will continue the meeting.'

Office Competitions

'Instead of feeling sorry for yourself, feel sorry for the people who have to work with you.'

Look at me multitasking. I'm shooting the breeze, checking invoices and drinking coffee.

'You're three o'clock cancelled, the Parson deal is ending, and your husband wants to know if the dishes are dirty or clean.'

'Where's your costume and team spirit? You're not paid to enjoy yourself - you should enjoy your work!'

'I don't like your attitude, Peterson, whatever it is.'

'Jack, I'm on a conference call right now.'

Out and In.

"One of my strengths as an employee is my ability to multitask."

Future Micro MGR.