Family Tech Support Giggler Pillows

"One of the advantages to working from home is free tech support!"

'Have you tried pulling the udders?'

Tesseract of the D'Urbervilles.

Dog flying with a drone backpack is attacking another drone delivering the mail.

'Maybe a firewall isn't enough to protect our computer from worms and viruses. That's why I additionally installed this fence!'

'Yes, technology has come a long way, but the baby won't have a touch screen.'

Nethead strip: Speak binary

"Let's see if I understand: your brain can't be upgraded with additional memory, and to make matters even worse, untold thousands of those brain cells die each day?"

"I worry about the parents when I'm off to college. They're totally dependent on me for IT support."

"It was your idea to call him Christopher Robin!"

'Jeez, grandmom, here's your problem...you connect to WiFi, not HiFi!'

"It's bad news I'm afraid...we've lost his web site!"

Beep! Beep! Beep! Beep! Beep! What's that malfunctioning machine? It's a "Justin Beeper"!

'Ah-ha! I found the problem, dad.'

"Please—no technology questions!"

'Due to budget cuts, our school is not distributing report cards. They are available online for download. Luckily, I'm the only one in my family that is computer literate, not that I'll make changes or anything...'

'I'm counting on you to explain to your parents how to view the e-updates on the healthcare plan.'

Cloud Storage. Clown Storage

'Darling, the blogsitter's here.'

Witch sends Friend Requests to Hansel and Gretel

Computer basics for non-geeks: Mouse Pad.

"Due to heavy call volume, your wait time will be six years."

"Don't worry, I've called IT support."

"We got you a computer for your Birthday, grandpa."

"For Father's Day, I'm giving my dad an hour of free tech support."

"Practicing social distancing is nothing new. We've been practicing it for years."

'...Hi. Just called to say I ate a bag of chips.'

You ready? You betcha. J-Lo will have a love child with Alan Greenspan, then cure male-pattern baldness. From the files of: It could happen in 2021. Technical support will answer the phone.

'No dad, it's not so much me being brilliant on the computer. it's you being thick.'

"I shouldn't have to pay you for showing me how to record a programme."

"I am in costume. I'm the annoying tech-support guy who puts you on hold 10 times, then transfers you to someone who accidentally hangs up on you."

"No wonder you can't get on-line, Gramps - that's a microwave!"

"I am saving lives. . ."

Do we have to go to Nana's? Yes. Through the ages, children were expected to work for their elders. They helped the family function. But that was for farmers. Now is no different. Let's go! I connected your printer. Your email is working. Can you update my FaceBook profile?

"Yes Dad, I can show you how to do that, but I'll be expecting a tech support fee."