Family Tech Support Giggler Pillows

"One of the advantages to working from home is free tech support!"

'Have you tried pulling the udders?'

Dog flying with a drone backpack is attacking another drone delivering the mail.

Tesseract of the D'Urbervilles.

'Maybe a firewall isn't enough to protect our computer from worms and viruses. That's why I additionally installed this fence!'

'Yes, technology has come a long way, but the baby won't have a touch screen.'

Nethead strip: Speak binary

"Let's see if I understand: your brain can't be upgraded with additional memory, and to make matters even worse, untold thousands of those brain cells die each day?"

"I worry about the parents when I'm off to college. They're totally dependent on me for IT support."

'Jeez, grandmom, here's your problem...you connect to WiFi, not HiFi!'

"It's bad news I'm afraid...we've lost his web site!"

'Ah-ha! I found the problem, dad.'

"Please—no technology questions!"

'Due to budget cuts, our school is not distributing report cards. They are available online for download. Luckily, I'm the only one in my family that is computer literate, not that I'll make changes or anything...'

'I'm counting on you to explain to your parents how to view the e-updates on the healthcare plan.'

Computer basics for non-geeks: Mouse Pad.

"Don't worry, I've called IT support."

"Due to heavy call volume, your wait time will be six years."

"We got you a computer for your Birthday, grandpa."

Witch sends Friend Requests to Hansel and Gretel

Cloud Storage. Clown Storage

"For Father's Day, I'm giving my dad an hour of free tech support."

'No dad, it's not so much me being brilliant on the computer. it's you being thick.'

'...Hi. Just called to say I ate a bag of chips.'

"I shouldn't have to pay you for showing me how to record a programme."

"No wonder you can't get on-line, Gramps - that's a microwave!"

"I am in costume. I'm the annoying tech-support guy who puts you on hold 10 times, then transfers you to someone who accidentally hangs up on you."

"I am saving lives. . ."

"Yes Dad, I can show you how to do that, but I'll be expecting a tech support fee."

"I got your email. Was it encrypted or is your spelling that bad?"