Home Makeover Hopeful Mugs

If we can't afford to move..you can do some decorating...

"Do me a favor. . . stick to changing the wallpaper that's on your computer."

Lady using paint roller as rolling pin for baking dough.

"I spilled a red dot of paint, so I painted the whole room so you wouldn't notice it."

"I agree, the place was a tear-down, but I just remembered we were only renting it."

'And just what makes you think I don't know what I'm doing?!!'

"I said to myself, 'Maybe I can't change the world, but I can remodel my bathroom.' "

A holiday at home

"We needed to replace our kitchen floor and it kind of grew from there."

'You had to put a skylight in didn't you?'

"Hon, do you think the accent wall was a mistake?"

'I wanted a change in decor.'

'I WANTED to paint the room a shade of green, but gave up somewhere between chartreuse and citrine.'

'For our next party, let's invite a carpenter, a painter and an upholsterer so they can help us clean up afterward.'

Over 50 shades of grey available.

Paint/Paint Remover, Glue/Glue Remover...

'For heaven's sake Janet - where have you disappeared to now?'

"I've fallen in love with red paint."

'Letting him buy the stupid guns was the only way I'd ever get him to paint the house.'

"Well, you could wish for a new kitchen and a bathroom renovation; or alternatively you could just wish for a less idle husband."

"You've done an absolutely fabulous job with the house, Anne, and Gordon's so improved!"

"Would you go nuts if I paint EVERYTHING pink!?"

Eggshell blue

'It would be just like my husband not to like the color.'

"Ok Mr. Bisley, I'll admit it does need a bit of renovation..!"

Sleeping on the Job

'I'm redecorating my den and need a 16 point buck for the wall - see to it, Pendleton!'

Lady using paint roller as rolling pin for baking dough.

'Hmmmm...lower.'

"When things have returned to normal I might take this up for a living whaddya thing?!!"

'Well, by golly! Martha's right, I did make those doors a touch too low.'

Yellow Fever: What you may catch if your painter sneezes.

'They had a sale on electric green.'

Planner at work.

"I've decided to replace the sod floor with tile."