Home Loss Mugs

'I used to have a home where the Buffaloes roamed - but it's been repossessed.'

DO Not Disturb (Except For Meals)

Dog Walking Services

"As a friend, I pray you rest in peace. As a dog, I really want to dig you up."

At home with the Bones...one skeleton yells at the dog chewing his leg, 'now cut that out!'

Very Difficult Conversations

A man sees Zeus throwing lightning bolts on the balcony of his apartment.

"Consider yourself lucky that you only got a little shaken up in that dryer--socks get lost in that thing and aren't ever seen again.'

'Rabbits make great pets, but it's best to have them one at a time.'

''Food miles' is a big issue, so I'm reducing the distance my food travels by moving my fridge into the living room.'

"Would you like to sleep through the film or the variety show?"

"I honored her every request except for the last one: 'Harold, please stop making a scene'."

'I think I've finally found a fixer-upper in your price range.'

Man watches sales chart drop through the floor.

And when we came home, the entire anthill was gone... It was awful, Mom - but at least Harry and I still have each other...

"I know. I miss him, too."

'You lost your home and farm. Do you want to talk about it?

"I've already made arrangements to be flushed down the toilet."

"Donald, the dog wants to get back in."

'I wish these wings were for more than show.'

Living together, couple in love.

'Your indestructible portfolio will go kablooey just before your indestructible marriage goes kablooey.'

"Simple tasks were a challenge for Chad. Awww, geez. Another upside down spoon."

Broken Heart

The apartment 5-J Film Festival.

'The fire seems to be drawing well.'

Pickles the Clown: Son of Bonzo and Gwen. A Pro to the End.

Dog Statue

"He had a full two weeks."

'No thanks. I never sign a sales deal at the door.'

'I'm not the sitting tenant, I'm your husband.'

"After Harry was gone I started decorating the house as a distraction. It was around the time I was wallpapering the driveway that I thought I should seek grief counseling."

'So is this your lazy days of summer, or are we still working on spring?'