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National Museum of Refrigerator Art.

"Ironically, this is the living room."

"Hold it right there, ma'am! If you get too close to the artwork, I'll have to ask you to leave the gallery."

"This is going to make the most amazing driftwood table."

"I didn't spark joy."

Children's artwork exhibition.

'It's a Joan Biro.'

"Make yourself comfortable on my new decorative throw rocks."

"Oh, wow! Is that stunning or what?" "Mid-century classic. Should be in a museum. Let's pee on it." "Totally."

"You're welcome."

Woman has 3 towels in her restroom: 'Mine', 'Mine' and 'Mine'.

'I'm not sure which I like best - the fake fire or the fake man with brandy glass in front of it.'

"On second thought, mabe it would look better over there."

'I can't move in, Ted - your lifestyle is too modern. And your furniture is way too modern.'

'Miss Donahue would give him an F.'

"My feng-shui consultant placed Harold in the closet."

'Welcome to the house warming! The map points out what is furniture and what is sculpture.'

Posh Easter Egg

"Hedge-fund managers have to have something over their sofas, too."

The perfectionist.

'Ooh, hey...real hardwood floors!'

"We want it to look lived in, but not necessarily by us."

Realtors: 'We make house calls'.

"Okay, lady, your new carpet is installed...you can let your dog back in now."

"Dave, we need to talk about office props and work productivity."

"That Feng Shui class I took is paying off!"

King Madras

"You like it? It’s from the MoMA Store!"

Pea green

"Hey, take me home with you! Position me at a slight angle next to the elegant glass soap dispenser in the guest bathroom. It'll look great, you'll see!"

Estate Agent - This house that's 'just what we are looking for' is ours

Please do not touch the art. Please touch the artist.

"The board is going to have to talk to 5-G again."

"My incentive for losing weight? I bought a fitted sheet a size to small."

'Yes,I did bag him from a treestand.How did you guess?'