Home Development Mugs

'Hey, buddy, this is a cattle subdivision.'

"Living in a city with functional infrastructure must be so boring."

'I'm sure that one wasn't there last week.'

DO Not Disturb (Except For Meals)

Dog Walking Services

Painting by the numbers for adults

'Is that the only wallpaper you could find?!'

'These elves sure are helpful around the house.'

"I finally found a use for that old home repair book..."

The Henderson's move to a vertical city took some getting used to.

Why it's bad when home owners change their minds about the bathroom's location late in a building project.

"We finally reached net zero emissions."

"Yes, I know they fit, it's just not what I pictured for a three car garage!"

"As I understand it, after this scaffolding comes down the city will be done."

"I bet you're curious about what's going on in the R&D Department."

'I found the termites!'

'Can I invite my friends round to watch, Mom?'

"I think I perferred the plain magnolia"

Another All Steel Home Built By Wit Construction.

Frog to other frog: 'Hey, nice pad.'

"They want to put up a new cell tower in our neighbourhood?! We don't need more of those radio emission eyesores here! I'm gonna complain... ...as soon as I have better signal strength."

'We've knocked out the interior walls to improve our home Wi-Fi coverage.'

"I sensed you needed my help. I’m Saint &@!#%&!!, the patron saint of cursing."

'Come on, you can help me to choose some lovely wallpaper.'

"I just love how wet you've made things in here."

A man sees Zeus throwing lightning bolts on the balcony of his apartment.

"Well, yes, it's not what you would call a practical nest, but my wife insisted on using an architect..."

"You're welcome."

"We went for Scandinavian interiors."

'You've reached McWit Quality Construction. If your foundation has cracked, press 1, if your plumbing is leaking press 2, if your house is collapsing, press 3 ...'

'Wow...Your work is amazing!'

"Some day, son, all this will be yours. ... Actually, you know what? You can have it now."

A corner market is taken over by suburban sprawl.

'MY husband made the coffee table out of an old door.'

"Of course it's a stupid sign, but you wouldn't believe how much money it brings in for city hall!"