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'The ranch-style house is for our wiener dog.'

"Wait, those crunchy, cheesy little fish thingies are free?!"

No littering...

Santa Dog

Garbage Piñata

Dogs all across town saw fit to teach their owners a little empathy...

'Mmm … and he's ringing wet too. I just can't resist the smell of a wet dog.'

"Yeah, and the new job lets me work from home."

"Why do you call the new sheepdog Bra?"

'I suppose this means you won't be fetching my slippers anymore.'

'Let's agree to disagree.'

"For whom the Bella yips... it yips for thee..."

Dog park. I'm terrible with names, but I'm good with butts.

Animal immigration

'Now that's what I call a rescue dog.'

'The Big Beg Theory'

'You were right. We should have gotten a lap dog.'

No Dogs.

Pets christmas tree

"Well, when you were called a 'bad dog,' were you publicly harmed?"

Dog

"You know that tune you sang yesterday morning? It was stuck in my head the whole day long..."

"All I need now is someone who wants to adopt a 95 pound lap dog."

'Satchel...Why are you crying?'

Dachshund Yoga

'Try it! I think it's gone bad.'

"Kate! Long time, no sniff!"

"When you said you lived in a fishbowl, I just assumed you never got out."

"The house needs to have comfortable window ledges. Lots of windows! And a fireplace!"

Tiger suddenly realizes he enrolled in the wrong class.

'You know Rosco, our species just ain't what it used to be.'

"Yes, but why did they use a picture that makes me look fat?!"

"Ha ha, I guess my photo on the dating site may have been a little misleading."

How are your mime skills? I want to convince a dog he's surrounded by an invisible fence.

'No offense, but you're really more of a smell maker.'