Home Defense Advocate Mugs

Confronting the burglars.

"My dream is to have a little house and a white picket fence wired with explosives."

Mod Kwan Doh

Justice 4 Ron

'We like to spend 51 weeks of the year at our Florida holiday home...'

"Brutus! Attack with reasonable force!"

'How long did you try before calling?'

"Bloody houseflies...."

Of Congress can't come to an agreement on a spending plan...

"Bloody cold-callers - I'm gonna give him a piece of my mind. . .!!"

"O.K., but let's say you have up to six hundred intruders per minute."

'I hear a burglar downstairs, the poor fool.'

'I'd go small with this burglar. Way too much collateral damage with the cannon.'

'Roger that...I'm taking the first clean shot I can get.'

"My pappy built this shell with his bare claws. I'll be damned if some freeloader moves in."

No Tread on Me

Man with fly swat - Let the games begin.

Castle Cat Flap

From learning how to use an oven to overthrowing the system.

'If it weren't for baseball, this whole thing could have ended much differently.'

"My husband has a thing about double glazing salesmen."

' ...so we decided to put in our own flood protection scheme.'

"I'm afraid you have Zoom fatigue."

'-with every bottle comes our free Jujitsu course!'

Door to door salesman sees sign: 'We have everything.'

You Left The Gas On...

"Humans are really the bane of tree-snakes..."

Pest Control

'George, this new home security system you bought...how much did it cost?'

"This is a fine time to remember you forgot to pay our homeowner's insurance!"

'This has been taking up all of my time.'