Home Decor Specialist Mugs

"Ironically, this is the living room."

"What's that? I asked for a teal lichen. That's a brown thread. Are you trying to upset me?"

'Make sure you pretend to water it.'

'You say 'dead.' I say 'low maintenance.''

"This is going to make the most amazing driftwood table."

"All in favor of destroying the throw pillow, raise your paw."

"Make yourself comfortable on my new decorative throw rocks."

"This the first time you guys ever installed an above-ground pool?"

Yoga Xmas Decorations

"Oh, wow! Is that stunning or what?" "Mid-century classic. Should be in a museum. Let's pee on it." "Totally."

"You're welcome."

"I said to myself, 'Maybe I can't change the world, but I can remodel my bathroom.' "

'MY husband made the coffee table out of an old door.'

'This plant which you brought to me from your office snubs all my other plants.'

"I don't think our smart home likes the color we painted it. It keeps spitting it out."

"Everything you say (or don't say) matters. Choose your words and intentions carefully."

Unfinished Funiture Store.

Woman has 3 towels in her restroom: 'Mine', 'Mine' and 'Mine'.

"On second thought, mabe it would look better over there."

"Why does this curious plant of his always make me feel gigantic?"

Bird collecting furniture for it's home.

'I'm not sure which I like best - the fake fire or the fake man with brandy glass in front of it.'

'I can't move in, Ted - your lifestyle is too modern. And your furniture is way too modern.'

"I don't know the Latin, but the common name is climbing onion."

"My feng-shui consultant placed Harold in the closet."

'Gerald was stripping some old wallpaper, and there it was - Leonard Da Vinci's lost fresco ‘The Battle of Anghiari'.'

Leda knew it was serious when the visited Ikea together.

'Welcome to the house warming! The map points out what is furniture and what is sculpture.'

'He keeps grounding out the energy flow.'

"Hedge-fund managers have to have something over their sofas, too."

'I found out how to redecorate the easy way - just call the old wallpaper names and it will come down to slap you!'