Home Computing T-Shirts

'Eric's trying to access the information super-highway, but he's still stuck on the garage forecourt.'

'I'm sorry, I seem to have taken a wrong turning somewhere on the electronic information super-highway.'

'It was love at first sight, although he was very pixilated and I was out of focus'

"Hey, the neighbors just installed a new wifi router."

"Once I connect with my server over there, I can turn my lamp on and off."

"I'm working from home today."

Bob invents a device that electrically shocks anyone who calls between 11 p.m. and 7 a.m.

"No, our home wasn't stolen. Since it's a 'smart home', it keeps having itself moved to a nice neighborhood."

"I have an imaginary friend called Fred, and my dad has one called Alexa."

"Consider yourself lucky that you only got a little shaken up in that dryer--socks get lost in that thing and aren't ever seen again.'

"I'm just going to ring the doorbell so I have a chance of a spot in the bed."

The Not-So Smart Meter

"I think our smart home is suffering from separation anxiety. It's following us."

"Alexa, play Thriller by Michael Jackson."

"The smart toaster is down, and it took our wifi, security cameras, and entertainment systems with it."

"Between you, Alexa, and Siri, I'm just in a house surrounded by women who think they know everything."

"Larry, what's the weather forecast?" "Let me ask you something. Did you make waffles this morning? Because someone had maple syrup on their hands, and I seem to recall a hand moving me... a pretty, pretty, pretty sticky hand..."

'You're doing that just to bug me, aren't you?'

"Lori, I can’t talk right now — I’m right in the middle of updating my dog’s Facebook page."

'Honey, I'm home - for good.'

"That thermostat I bought is smart. It knows how cheap I am, so it keeps our home freezing."

'I've crunched the numbers and you can afford to increase my allowance by 15.5%.'

"Sorry? I wasn't listening."

Teddy queuing for the Bathroom

"Bootsy has welcomed the vacuum robot into our home in her own unique way."

"Never marry an engineer."

'Mr. Fitzburger, didn't we agree on a no-pets-in-the-apartment policy?!!'

"Here's the remote to your smart home. It's big, but the good news is you'll never lose it."

'I accidentally hacked into Mom's microwave oven.'

"Trust me. It's no big deal. I'm even tuning you out right now."

"This universal remote is awesome. It controls the tv, cable, stereo, computer, garage door. . ."

"A watched kettle never boils, so I'm covering up Alexa."

"Life is so much easier since I brought the XL Robovax for Clive."

"The blender just texted—we forgot to turn off the stove."

"I synchronized the complete household with the computer and the smartphone. Now I don't have to feel lonely when nobody is at home because I can talk to the loo."