Home Business Pillows

'This home based business is easy to set up. Everyone knows that women are better at multitasking.'

Home Business - Computer.

'I understand the need to estimate next year's home business expenses for the bank, but do you think they really care how many rolls of toilet paper we expect to purchase?'

'The best feature is that it's zoned for a home business in case you lose your job.'

'It appears more and more people are working at home these days.'

'Well, now that I know he's the owner's son, yes, he's the best damned wine steward I've ever seen.'

'Shhhh. Fido inherited seventy percent of this company.'

"I'm working from home today."

"Some day, son, all this will be yours. ... Actually, you know what? You can have it now."

Home Business - Electric Stapler.

'When training my son, keep him totally ignorant. I'm grooming him to be VP in-charge-of -denials.'

"And this is my junior partner, my son, Ira."

John W. Law., John W. Law Jr., Robert Law, Janet Law, Attorneys at Law

'In the interest of spending more time with my children, I've put Bobby and Emily in charge of corporate strategy.'

'Don't worry, Dad. I'm going to turn this company around 360 degrees!'

'He spoke his first words today Serge - 'ello. . . ello. . . ello'!'

If business gets any worse I'll have to start laying off relatives.

'You have to stop bringing all that work home. You're trying to send a fax from our toaster.'

People who work-from-home, annual get together.

"I've got a great idea! By adding the words "and associates" to my business name, no one will every suspect I'm really just one person with a phone and a web site working out of my bedroom!"

"Sorry, sweetie, but I have the conference room booked for the next hour."

'Someday, son, 50 of this will belong to your ex-wife,'

'Home office' worker's house with cable going to 'Office services companies'

"Year after year we sit here quietly raising eyebrows, son."

'Someday, son...all this will be Mine.'

'Someday, Son, this will all be your problem.'

'What do you mean you don't want to be a model? Just what do you plan to do with the rest of your life?'

'Of course, we're family-owned & operated in India.'

Home Business - Printer Ink.

'Where did we go wrong?'

'It's a terrific family business: We have about 53 staff-members...'

"Clean your specs, lady?"

"I brought you up here today, son, because I wanted you to get a feel for the scope of this damned thing."

'There's no need for you to state your opinion, son. Just lipsynching mine will do fine.'

'My son decided to join the firm. You have six months to shape him into executive timber.'