Home Business Buffs Pillows

"So how come he gets to stay inside and do his business?"

'Shhhh. Fido inherited seventy percent of this company.'

'It's okay. We'll just push our retirement plan back a bit.'

"Call my broker, fax my accountant, and get my groove back."

Home Business - Electric Stapler.

"And this is my junior partner, my son, Ira."

'We must grasp this new opportunity'

'In the interest of spending more time with my children, I've put Bobby and Emily in charge of corporate strategy.'

'Don't worry, Dad. I'm going to turn this company around 360 degrees!'

'Some mistakes are too much fun to make only once.'

'This home based business is easy to set up. Everyone knows that women are better at multitasking.'

"I spent hundreds of dollars on a course for entrepreneurs then found out the fire in my belly was acid reflux."

'You have to stop bringing all that work home. You're trying to send a fax from our toaster.'

People who work-from-home, annual get together.

"I've got a great idea! By adding the words "and associates" to my business name, no one will every suspect I'm really just one person with a phone and a web site working out of my bedroom!"

"Sorry, sweetie, but I have the conference room booked for the next hour."

Businessman with two boxes: 'Nothing Ventured' and 'Nothing Gained'.

I am billing, therefore I am.

'We're in good shape. Nobody understands our financial statement.'

'I applied the instant rebate and the returning customer loyalty reward, so that comes to fifty cents.'

'Someday, son...all this will be Mine.'

"Hmmm...impressive CV! Y'know, I have a feeling that you'll go far in this company...."

'Very nice, but I was hoping they'd be a little bit more obscene.'

'Home office' worker's house with cable going to 'Office services companies'

'We do a lot for the ecosystem.'

"You'll be allowed to work from home two days a week... Saturday and Sunday."

'I handed over my company to my son and he's doing better than I ever did. Unfortunately he's starting school next year...'

Home Business - Printer Ink.

Mom's The Boss

"This is a family operation, Ben, and we're evicting you from our family."

'There's no need for you to state your opinion, son. Just lipsynching mine will do fine.'

Wide screen TV

'It's a terrific family business: We have about 53 staff-members...'

"By God, you're not a man who's afraid to fail."

'This contract proposal needs more work. I'm not experiencing any twinges of guilt over it.'