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"Just browsing."

'And if you look to your left between the condos and the ABD store, you can see the ocean.'

"Liable to flooding? Whatever gives you that idea sir?"

'Fine stencilling. But have you never thought - Tit Willow, Tit Willow, Tit Willow?'

'Darling - I think it's time to stop feeding the birds.'

"Take me to your Larder!"

"Did you get my tweet?"

"Garbage in, garbage out!"

The wooden clothes horse of Troy.

"I just edited your Wikipedia entry." "Big whoop." "What a coincidence, that's what scientists have classified you as: Bigwhoop." "...The much grumpier, much louder, and much, much older second cousin of Bigfoot." "You lousy son of a..." "Wait... thank you. That's very flattering."

"Were we expecting a baby?"

"I feel like tearing of all your clothes and putting them in the washing machine."

Yard Sale

"She looks just like in your photos."

"I pray that he will enjoy my pie..." "The smell's enough to make me cry!"

'Oh no! Is this a blogger I saw before me?'

"For God's sake, Lucille. We're IN a vacuum."

Advertising on the internet.

'Oh, Olivia, I just love your new caption! Where on earth did you find it?'

"You looked a lot bigger on your dating profile."

"If he has more than 20 followers on Twitter we call him a 'celebrity'."

Estate Agent showing client his parents' house - '...and here's one from our affordable homes range'

"Mom, Dad, this is Kevin, our new ombudsman."

Facebook For Dogs.

"Just right click, save as, and now you own the complete works of William Shakespeare."

"There is only one thing worse than being talked about, and that is not being talked about. Lol. Winky face."

'Did you auction off our house on eBay?'