Home Barber Mugs

Haircut Kit. The salesman said this self hair cutting kit will quickly pay for itself! Not to mention the money you'll save because you won't leave the house for weeks!

"I have used this unexpected stay-at-home time to get really good at new skills."

'Something for the weekend, Sir?'

"Renk just discovered beard oil."

A man sprays his bald head with "Spray Hair" to make it seem as thought he has hair.

Express Barber Chair for Chemo Patients

Hair Crop Circle

"Don't shave it. It gives your face character."

Beauty is in the eye of the manipulator.

"If you could just get rid of the split ends, that will be fine."

A daily rubdown with a beard brush will wrangle awkward bristles and train them downwards...

"Absolutely not!"

"Be creative...!"

Lego Haircut

General Meade's Army, Near Culpepper - Shaving in Camp

Not you. Your hair.

"Let's try for dignified yet playful, while maintaining the spirit of preservation."

'I'm not in shock, my eyebrows are just receding with my hairline.'

"Can you give me a haircut that says, 'If you mess with my budget I'll rip out your soul, wring it like a dish towel, and drink it from a teacup'?"

'We've got a special this week on nose hairs!'

'That'll be four thousand and eighty pounds please'

Sheep In Curlers

Normal Beard vs. Hipster Beard

'...so I simply combined my love of beards with my love of tattoos and this was the result!'

Movember

Military style hedgehog

Curling your hair for no reason

"I got tired of wearing a hat."

"I'm cleaning a little already, because the cleaning lady will be here soon!"

I cut my own hair — using a drone.

"Same goash-darn thing every full moon, eh, Mr. Harper?"

"Do you have any of that after shave that makes me look like Brad Pitt?"

"I always get the 'Good Boy.' How about the 'Bad Dog' for a change?"

Drunk Barber

'There! Now you won't get tangles!'