Holy-hearted Humorist Mugs

"Repent" "Give alms" "Resist temptation" "Pray for me" "Fasting" "Acts of service" "Sacrifice" "Abstain" "You are ashes" "You are dust" "No meat"

"They say it takes 10,000 hours to perfect something- I guess I was a bit hasty throwing that together in 144."

"We only got six days of funding."

'...We apologise for any inconvenience this may cause..."

'No! No more harps! I can't take it anymore.'

'What - NINE whole lives for only ONE eternity?'

Night-time halo

Devil's food cake/Angel's food cake. Delivery mix-up.

"Surgery up here is free!"

"Just one more question before I let you in...I can let you in...are you a cat or dog person?"

"All we have left is standing room only."

"You seem troubled, Pastor. Is anything worrying you...I mean aside from the sins of the world, the vanity of humankind, man's inhumanity to man..."

The Adventures of God

'Okay, found you. Now let's open the 'Review' link...'

"Today, I'll be cherry-picking from Deuteronomy."

'It's not for myself, you understand."

"We can't Sunday. We've been invited to 'you know who's' skybox."

"Candy wuld be nice onice in a while."

'Of course homosexuality is not a sin, handsome.'

'Let's have some fun... give Eve extra memory.'

A surprise in heaven

"O Lord—why art thou such a drama queen?"

'We've re-branded.'

"I do tech support for the cloud."

'I'm being sent back. I told you I have a great attorney.'

"Some mid-life crisis that turned out to be."

'No, smart guy -- it means all of them at once!'

'I knew if we waited long enough, heaven would downsize.'

"You are running low on cloud storage space. Please upgrade your account to continue."

"Freshly ground pepper?"

'Are you sure You can be objective? -After all, You did CREATE them.'

"Is this what I want to be doing with my death?"

"That's Bob. He's a bit of a wing nut."

Michael Jackson - Mission fulfilled.

Angel wears t-shirt with logo: YOLO.