Hollywood Prints

"It's been done, but I don't think it's been redone."

Danae's Celebrity Career: 'I don't know where to begin in deciding what I want to be when I grow up...I want people to shut and leave me alone, and I need lots of attention, so...'

'It's a new reality show about a reality show producer...'

Welcome to Hollywood

Brad Pitt, stripped of his celebrity aura.

'Just how bad is your eyesight, Martin?'

"Remember, Kimberly, I'm more than your agent. I'm your mother."

Singing in the rain 2: The reckoning.

Marilyn Monroe

Russell Crowe

Canadian film production

'Is somebody here implying that I was not really sick?' (Best Actor award on his desk.)

Outskirts of town with sign: 'Entering Centerville - a town without a film festival.'

"I'm not sure if the audience is ready to embrace you in a romantic comedy."

Robin Williams

"Seth, here, is one of the best young creative compromisers in the business."

Godzilla vs. The Angry Movie Executives

Film Star Robert de Niro

"OK darling think gracious ... you don't care that you didn't win ...it's beneath you ... and keep clapping ..."

"Help keep my Oscar hopes alive."

Hollywood Studio - 'We can only pay you $20million for your next film - video piracy is killing the film industry.'

Jude Law.

"OK, stop me if you've never heard this before!"

Ronald Reagan

Now playing: 'The passion of big box office profits'.

Sam Jackson

'Homeless in Hollywood'

"That script of yours - I've never read such a load of cliched second-rate crap...It'll make us rich..."

'Fair's fair - I'll only be Jennifer Lopez as long as you're Mel Gibson!'

Robert Mitchum

King Kong uses fly spray against the pesky planes on top of the Empire State Building

Obscene Hollywood phone call

Edward Loves Mae Marsh

Bradley Cooper

"Nobody has to tell me to like Jeff Bridges."