Hollywood Mugs

"It's been done, but I don't think it's been redone."

Welcome to Hollywood

Danae's Celebrity Career: 'I don't know where to begin in deciding what I want to be when I grow up...I want people to shut and leave me alone, and I need lots of attention, so...'

'It's a new reality show about a reality show producer...'

"Remember, Kimberly, I'm more than your agent. I'm your mother."

'Just how bad is your eyesight, Martin?'

"Seth, here, is one of the best young creative compromisers in the business."

"I'm not sure if the audience is ready to embrace you in a romantic comedy."

Singing in the rain 2: The reckoning.

Canadian film production

Outskirts of town with sign: 'Entering Centerville - a town without a film festival.'

Hollywood Studio - 'We can only pay you $20million for your next film - video piracy is killing the film industry.'

Godzilla vs. The Angry Movie Executives

"Help keep my Oscar hopes alive."

"OK darling think gracious ... you don't care that you didn't win ...it's beneath you ... and keep clapping ..."

"That script of yours - I've never read such a load of cliched second-rate crap...It'll make us rich..."

'Homeless in Hollywood'

Now playing: 'The passion of big box office profits'.

"OK, stop me if you've never heard this before!"

King Kong uses fly spray against the pesky planes on top of the Empire State Building

'Fair's fair - I'll only be Jennifer Lopez as long as you're Mel Gibson!'

Ronald Reagan

Marilyn Monroe - Spot the Difference

"I'm afraid that's a wrap for this session!"

Maps to the house arrests of the stars

"What do I do? I'm a film remaker."

"No offense, Lou, but you're a money guy, not a movie guy."

"Nobody has to tell me to like Jeff Bridges."

Another Remake of the 'Scarlet Letter'.

"Although the depiction of gangland activity in this film is not accurate over all, I would like to go on record as saying that I am not entirely displeased with Mr. Robert De Niro's portrayal of a gentleman whom I take to have been a former associate of yours truly."

"He's Richard Gere without the principles."

"Hello. I'm director Bob ('Blue Fires') Munsey and this is screenwriter Doris ('Highway to Nowhere') Winslow."

"Which should we go see: the straight romantic comedy where the heroine's best friend is a gay man, or the gay romantic comedy where the hero's best friend is a straight woman?"

"They stay together for the money."

"When did movies start being dumb all year round?"