Hollywood Nostalgic Pillows

Clint Eastwood

You talking to me?

"For the best picture not having won anything thereby being eliminated from this category..."

Screenwriters pitch movie to studio boss: 'It's a reinterpretation of Bicycle Thieves, that classic of Italian neo-realism. We're calling it, Dude, Where's My Chopper?'

King Kong uses fly spray against the pesky planes on top of the Empire State Building

"... And finally, I’d like to thank the FDA for approving Botox."

"Seth, here, is one of the best young creative compromisers in the business."

Marilyn Monroe - Spot the Difference

Canadian film production

'...And now, the film most criticized for eroding traditional family values, the nominees are...'

Why you've never heard of Ricky Rat.

Jimmy Cagney.

"OK, stop me if you've never heard this before!"

"Which part are you reading for?"

'For the actress who benefitted most by rehab...'

Tom Hanks

Film Star Robert de Niro

David Niven caricature

Martin Scorsese

'Vital mission - movie parody'

Blockbuster Billion Club

"Hello. I'm director Bob ('Blue Fires') Munsey and this is screenwriter Doris ('Highway to Nowhere') Winslow."

THE WICKERMAN (Hollywood style)

'Harlow, why can't you be passionate like Mel Gibson?'

Jim Carrey,

Los Angeles, 1928: Mickey Mouse Emerges from the Primordial Ooze.

Wizard of Oz - repeat fees

"They tell me you're a man who has True Magritte."

Quentin Tarantino

Danae's Celebrity Career: 'I don't know where to begin in deciding what I want to be when I grow up...I want people to shut and leave me alone, and I need lots of attention, so...'

"Although the depiction of gangland activity in this film is not accurate over all, I would like to go on record as saying that I am not entirely displeased with Mr. Robert De Niro's portrayal of a gentleman whom I take to have been a former associate of yours truly."

Geoffrey Rush

'Therapy in L.A.'

Casting in the swamp.

Jack Nicholson