Hollywood Glam Fan Gifts

Dachsunds prefer blondes.

The rock caricature

Diamond outfits

"Everybody on the bus today was played by Anthony Hopkins."

Elton John

Peter Lorre caricature

Shirley MacLaine caricature

"If it weren't for the Botox, right now I'd be so sharing your enthusiasm."

Marilyn Monroe

Liu Wen

Modern day mirror.

Al Pacino

'I can't go in there now, I'll look ridiculous.'

Julianne Moore,

Clark Gable

"I remember when he was the same age as me."

"A movie deal, a recording contract, clothing line, rehab, first marriage, fragrance, baby, second marriage, reality show …"

Hollywood/Vine: 'Wow! Lassie was here! And Rin-Tin-Tin!'

Portrait of Bette Davis

Movies About Military Families

Aliens pondering the attack on civilization: If we destroyed the human race, who would make all the wonderful movies about us.'

Jodie Foster

Felicity Rose Hadley Jones caricature

STEVE BUSCEMI

Man in drag going to top-shelf for 'TV Guide'.

"As soon as I pay alimony to my six ex-wives, go to rehab and see my therapist, I'm going to go protest that wacko Trump."

Claudette Colbert

'...and finally I'd just like to thank my plastic surgeon for giving me these puppies.'

"Seen my Brad Pitt mask?"

Fiends reunited

Formal Wednesday: 'Where's your tiara?'

"Dad, this is Bret. Bret, this is Dad."

Arnold Schwarzenegger.

Ice Cream Parlour: Flavor of the Month - Leonardo DiCaprio

Christmas Belle!