Holistic Wellness Warrior Prints

If all else falls...Mom's Chicken Soup

"What did you say about the health of my gut biome?"

"Okay, now breathe another sigh of relief."

Self help acupuncture

Dietician to man: 'To address your spare tire we must first get in touch with your inner tube.'

'Well, well, well...'

"Your contents have shifted."

Be Healthy

"Your bad cholesterol is trying to persuade your good cholesterol to switch sides."

"Another one so relaxed, she couldn't walk out of here."

"You left your demons here last week."

"I'm weighed down with so many gadgets, I'll need a push to start me off."

Kid with 'Little Wellness Facilitator' kit

Emergency numbers on a telephone.

"Breathe in and reimagine yourself in a world where you lived a healthy lifestyle."

'If you don't chill out, you are definitely heading for a meltdown...!'

"Nice try, Jim, but there's no such thing as a 'Beer cleanse'."

Exercising

"Uptight End"

Treat Dispensers for the Middle-Aged

FIGHT STRESS: Walk-A-Thon

Couples Massage: "Did you remember the body oil?"

"I told him he should have trained more."

Shrinks in heaven

"You're in perfect health and look half your age – I'm prescribing something to help you shut up about it."

'Miss Raleigh. I'm studying megatrends. Bring me some megavitamins.'

"I appreciate the support. It feels good to finally get that off my chest."

'Do you really think shoulder-to-wheel and nose-to-grindstone are valid yoga positions?'

'You've still got the right stuff, only now it's in the wrong places.'

'C'mon, c'mon! I want to be the first one on the stair-climbing machine!'

Making healthy substitutions at mealtime

Healthy living has added years to Melvin's life.

'What are you eating now?'

"Would you like me to give it to you straight or sugar-coated?"