Well-being Warrior Prints

"My best advice would be plenty of exercise and a healthy diet."

'I'm really worried Doc. I'm beginning to feel quite good about myself!'

'And this is Ziggy, our stress management consultant...'

"We'll pick this up next week."

"Cheer up. You're not as nutty as most of the whack-jobs I see."

"2021's been worse for me so far than 2020. There, I said it."

Mr Happy

Say balls to testicular cancer, remember to check your crown jewels regularly.

Unhappy, Happy, and Well Being Consultant Theatre Masks.

'I carry the weight of the world on my waistline.'

"I'm weighed down with so many gadgets, I'll need a push to start me off."

'Jenkins came back from his vacation a little too decompressed.'

"You're suffering from hypochondria, Mrs. Gibbs - enjoy."

"I get uncomfortable around comfort food."

Post-Pandemic Human

"What did you say about the health of my gut biome?"

"Okay, now breathe another sigh of relief."

Self help acupuncture

Dietician to man: 'To address your spare tire we must first get in touch with your inner tube.'

"Work hard. Save money. Work hard. Save money. Work hard. Save money. Work hard. Save money. Yay!!! I died rich!"

'Well, well, well...'

"Your contents have shifted."

Be Healthy

"Your bad cholesterol is trying to persuade your good cholesterol to switch sides."

"Another one so relaxed, she couldn't walk out of here."

Kid with 'Little Wellness Facilitator' kit

"Okay, money doesn't make you happy. So how about commodity futures?"

"You left your demons here last week."

"(Huff) Here's (huff) your (huff) tea (huff... huff... huff... huff...)" "I will almost certainly regret asking you this, but what on earth are you doing, you cretin?" "All (huff) across America, (huff) office workers are ditching (huff) their desks and walking (huff) on treadmills while they work." "Can I get some water?" "Coming right up." "Good thing I wore my tripping shoes."

'And finally, there is the universal solution.'

"Breathe in and reimagine yourself in a world where you lived a healthy lifestyle."

Emergency numbers on a telephone.

'If you don't chill out, you are definitely heading for a meltdown...!'

Treat Dispensers for the Middle-Aged

"I have a huge house, millions in the bank, and a twenty year old wife. But am I happy?..."