Holistic Therapist Mugs

Holistic Health Centre - Now Featuring Whole-Body Billing.

"I understand he's in aroma therapy.''

"Have you tried St. John's Wort?"

Institute of Health next to Alternative medicine dept

'You've got, like, a Feng Shui problem with your pancreas, dude.'

New Age Store.

"You won’t find a more effective antidepressant."

Proceed no further if chakras not aligned.

'Doctor, how much acupuncture experience DO you have?'

"Honey, why don’t you tell Tony and Karen about your microdosing-healing-group thingy or whatever the heck it is?"

"Looks like your Yang is on the move again."

If all else falls...Mom's Chicken Soup

Ecological Therapy

"I can Botox it, but I don’t want to freeze up my sixth chakra."

Alternative Medicine.

'Some of you may have heard that Dr. Weil is giving HIS talk right now in the next auditorium.'

Acupuncture clinic

The New Age Dentist.

Man to other coming out of Alternative Health Club: 'I had total joint replacement - they switched me from hemp to medical marijuana.'

Extreme Naturopathic Medicine.

The Farmer Sutra.

'It's anxiety. Don't worry, vitamin B happy.'

"And this one is made of ancient crystals that detoxify the air and remove all the money from your pocket."

"Tell you what, dude, I'm writing you a prescription for a scented candle and some granola."

Man passes Holistic Health Clinic and sees Holistic Donuts.

Alternative medicine

"How long have you been suffering from anthropomorphism?"

'I hope this alternative Chinese medicine works!'

"Your life line is a little weak, but we can fix that."

'I'm working through some anger issues.'

"The amethyst has calming properties – which is great when you’re out of Xanax."

"The Pain may be due to your Yin and Yang being out of alignment, but humour me and lets see if your broken let is part of the problem."

'When it comes to stress relief, I believe in a holistic approach.'

"We're making exiting advances in alternative car care."