Holistic Homemaker Prints

"We tried a vegan Thanksgiving this year, but our family still showed up."

Domestic Superheroes!!

Hungry child

Martha Stewart Takes Over The Universe

"Make yourself comfortable on my new decorative throw rocks."

"Drunk, yet orderly"

Housewife feeding her washing machine with a brief.

"Really! How many 'How to Survive the Festive Season' articles does one man need?"

"I had to skip my workout."

Musical Accompaniment to Household Chores.

'Hurry up you guys! I'm about to serve dinner!'

Well, what did you expect on the mother ship?

"And it comes with a coin filter for when you vacuum under the cushions."

"My pillow mania got out of control so I'm limiting myself to just one at a time."

Amy Sedaris

Bonita shows up late for the girls' Thursday night 'Jam Session'.

'Oh, I plow the fields, Greta takes care of the house, and young Johan, here, maintains the website.'

'What a day! - the computer broke down, and I had to cook manually!'

'Linda thought her apple pie would be safe...'

A father comes home from work and is given a baby.

"Did I hear you use the phrase 'Earn my keep'?"

Search for Missing Socks

Those missing socks...where do they go?

'That's the last time I fluff up a nest.'

"It's good to see that... ...Tia Carmen teaching Gracie valuable family traditions passed down through the generations."

The Farmer Sutra.

'You're not supposed to use fabric softener on ARMOR!'

"Don't worry...the national immigrant work stoppage does not include our kitchen."

'Well, by golly! Martha's right, I did make those doors a touch too low.'

Housewife with her toddler hooked on the end of the mop.

'Work, school, soccer, shopping, aside from the occassional girl's night out, today's Mom doesn't have time to sit picking ticks and fleas.'

'My Graham is very house-proud.'

"I'm running a loose ship."

'There's something you should know about washable wallpaper,pet!'

Jesus swept.