Holistic Foodie Prints

'Bless this food, and protect us from the pesticides and additives therein.'

'I'm sure M'lady will appreciate the mashed potatoes. Our chef uses only grass-fed single-udder butter.'

'Take of the fruit and eat . . . Well, peanuts actually.'

"We're odd looking but just as good."

The candy house, if the tale of Hansel and Gretel would happen today.

"The bagels are better in New York."

"Put out the Asian sates, the Russian blinis, and the Mexican bean dips, while whip up something Korean."

"Carpe pizza"

"I know, boy—I miss the smoked salmon at Zabar's, too."

'I would kill for a truffle.'

Peas on Earth.

"I just explained 'kugel' to him."

"The wings are addictive."

'Fresh eggs!'

"Exercise is a great way of losing weight."

'Some of you may have heard that Dr. Weil is giving HIS talk right now in the next auditorium.'

"Gym for regular people" "No intimidating trainers!" "Lo-tech" "Less is more!" "Not plastic" "Fluffy and scented" "No mirrors" "Full service restaurant"

Woman looking at apples in a grocery store with labels that say "Apples", "Genetically modified apples" and "Mutant apples from outer space".

Woman in Restaurant has Menu and Calorie Counter.

'It's an organic still life.'

Restaurant: Come & Get It! Bland Cuisine - 'Just plain food, good, but nothing fancy.'

"I read the Tibetan Book of the Dead, but I wasn't Enlightened. . . but I did get the munchies."

Olives

'I think we should eat out in the hotel tomorrow dear.'

In the Works: Eurocheese, Eurobread, Eurowine.

'To eat or not to eat?'

"And this one is made of ancient crystals that detoxify the air and remove all the money from your pocket."

'No tables are available at this time. Would you be interested in take-out?'

"Bingo, it's the hippy lady again! She always throws something interesting: last week it was honey-beer bread..."

"Tell you what, dude, I'm writing you a prescription for a scented candle and some granola."

"Is the parchment in the salmon en papillote humanely raised?"

Evolution or Entree

"Since I've been using this organic stuff my potions are far more effective."