Holistic Foodie Mugs

'Bless this food, and protect us from the pesticides and additives therein.'

Don't mind us. We're just trying to eat more locally grown food.

"We're odd looking but just as good."

'Take of the fruit and eat . . . Well, peanuts actually.'

'I'm sure M'lady will appreciate the mashed potatoes. Our chef uses only grass-fed single-udder butter.'

The candy house, if the tale of Hansel and Gretel would happen today.

"The bagels are better in New York."

"Carpe pizza"

"Put out the Asian sates, the Russian blinis, and the Mexican bean dips, while whip up something Korean."

Peas on Earth.

'I would kill for a truffle.'

"I just explained 'kugel' to him."

"I know, boy—I miss the smoked salmon at Zabar's, too."

"The wings are addictive."

'Would you folks care for some fresh maple syrup on your pancakes?'

'All You Can Eat Wings.'

'Some of you may have heard that Dr. Weil is giving HIS talk right now in the next auditorium.'

"Gym for regular people" "No intimidating trainers!" "Lo-tech" "Less is more!" "Not plastic" "Fluffy and scented" "No mirrors" "Full service restaurant"

'Fresh eggs!'

"Exercise is a great way of losing weight."

Woman looking at apples in a grocery store with labels that say "Apples", "Genetically modified apples" and "Mutant apples from outer space".

Woman in Restaurant has Menu and Calorie Counter.

'It's an organic still life.'

Restaurant: Come & Get It! Bland Cuisine - 'Just plain food, good, but nothing fancy.'

"Bingo, it's the hippy lady again! She always throws something interesting: last week it was honey-beer bread..."

'I think we should eat out in the hotel tomorrow dear.'

"I read the Tibetan Book of the Dead, but I wasn't Enlightened. . . but I did get the munchies."

'To eat or not to eat?'

"Is the parchment in the salmon en papillote humanely raised?"

In the Works: Eurocheese, Eurobread, Eurowine.

"And this one is made of ancient crystals that detoxify the air and remove all the money from your pocket."

"Tell you what, dude, I'm writing you a prescription for a scented candle and some granola."

Olives

'No tables are available at this time. Would you be interested in take-out?'

Evolution or Entree