Holiday Treat Gourmet Gifts

'These are Trans-Fat free, right?'

Gracie goes to get cookies for Santa, but Papi has eaten them all.

'It's the chef's special. His wife just had a baby.'

'I'll have the bacon and hay wrap.'

Rejoice! It's time to celebrate the baby cheeses!

'I would kill for a truffle.'

"I don't usually like green food, but that looks pretty good."

'Red for me, please.'

"When it's extremely cold out, I prefer flambés to winter stews."

"Unfortunately for my waistline, the only thing sweeter than mom's holiday greeting is her holiday eating!"

Stand back - while I whip something up

'. . . the Winter of Discontent Soup, Arab Spring Roll, Summer Madness Salad and The Season of Mellow Mists Fruit Medley.'

Frisbee dog catching pizza dough

Turkey Sandwich anyone?

'Turkey's okay, but most of the trimmings are vegetables.'

'It's too early to start being good for Christmas. I always wait until at least the Thanksgiving left-overs are all gone.'

Christmas was the one time of year when Roger could take advantage of working in the genetic research laboratory.

"I swear, you won't be able to tell the difference, plus, turkey eye of newt is much healthier for you."

Baker: We have Gingerbread House/ Thomas Insurance: We have Homeowner's Insurance

Turkey Decoy

What do you wish for next year?

'These are exquisite! You simply must give me your recipe.'

"We met over the holidays."

Christmas canape?

Too full after after Christmas dinner!

'For the instant mashed potatoes, the heat and serve puddings, the canned cranberry sauce, the defrost and serve pumpkin pie and the delivered roast turkey, we are truly thankful.'

'Great, more trans-fats and cholesterol!'

You complimented the chef on his dumplings-now he wishes to return the compliments!

'They're not so much chewy as inedible.'

"They say I'm spoiled, whatever that means."

'It must of crept on over christmas...'

Advent fridge

Invasion of the Demonic Shape-Shifters!