Holiday-themed Food Lovers Mugs

"Wanna trade an Easter ham salad for an Easter egg salad?"

Night of the Latkes

'All those vegetables Mom's been feeding me finally paid off. I'm a squash.'

'But, Mom. Think of all the leftovers he can thankfully eliminate.'

Panettone

'Thanksgiving's no holiday for turkeys or the women who cook them.'

It's beginning to smell a lot like Christmas

"Anything but milk and cookies."

Rejoice! It's time to celebrate the baby cheeses!

"I don’t know, Margaret. She looks like the type who makes exotic stuffings."

"Pepperoni pizza is my favorite! Ah, Billy, you little suck up!"

The great bit pie chart of holiday season dining.

"Call me selfish if you want, but I have no issue with spoiling the farmer's Christmas lunch: I'm out of here..."

Christmas Drinks 'n' Nibbles System

'Bye dear! I'll have another nice reindeer steak ready for you when you get back.'

"Actually, it wasn't so bad. One minute I was standing in line at the slaughterhouse...The next thing I knew, I was being basted in my own juices..."

"When it comes to turkeys, Mom, you sure know your stuff-ing."

'We can always cook it one half at a time.'

Stuffing the turkey.

'I couldn't find my measuring cups, so I had to kind of wing it with the stuffing.'

'One of my relatives is coming to Thanksgiving dinner...and one of yours.'

Hot food cafe open every day except Christmas Day.

'That'll be all the mince pies and sherry!'

"The holiday roast has yams, petters, carrots, pumpkin, parsnips, and tomato. What shall we call it?"

'After a Gadzillon glasses of milk and cookies who wouldn't have an upset stomach?'

Happy St Pancakes Day

"Honey, I love celebrating Christmas! I love all the food, the sweets, the Christmas tree and the presents, but our bank account hates Christmas!"

"The spare sack? After a million warm beers and pieces of fruit cake...you'd have a spare sack too!"

"Our seasonal special is spiced pumpkin apple butternut squash ale. Would you like that in a frosted mug or over ice cream?"

Turkey Autopsy

Hot Chestnuts

"Cut down on the Ho-Ho's."

Santa's doner kebab - Santa, one of the reindeer has gone missing.