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'Uncover your lens.'

Christmas Tree

"I forgot to take a pic of the tacos."

'I swear, if he didn't always pick up the tab, I'd never go drinking with him.'

'It's a blonde, long-legged species with a melodious voice and it goes south for the winter.'

"Sir, you're not on the list - we've checked it twice."

Santa does a keg stand.

"Pepperoni pizza is my favorite! Ah, Billy, you little suck up!"

"So yes, I bit him! How was I supposed to know it was Master wearing a red fat-suit and a fake white beard?"

Magazines layout Christmas issues months in advance so a woe of cartoonists is struggling to draw Christmas gags in the July heat.

The night after Christmas.

December Fest

T'was the night before Christmas and all through the house not a creature was stirring...except Bert who had a weak bladder!

Husband eats popcorn wife is stringing for Christmas tree.

"We love your desserts...they're the most photogenic in town!"

'If you ask me, toys are getting far too realistic!'

"Not yet, wait until he faints."

'It's not just the Oktoberfests, it's the novemberfests, birthdayfests, flagdayfests, mayfests, arboedayfests...'

Large man uses 'Fat Nav' to lead him to large Christmas pudding.

Your Eyesore Here.

Snow baby

Undercover Santa

"All this just to take a selfy!"

Alcoholidays: Beethovens fifth.

'Every crowd has a silver lining!'

"But this one's an Italian pigeon! 
We don't have them like this back home."

'This camera can't take panoramas.'

'Rudolf?'

No Flash Photography of Meals

Santa using reindeer antlers to play snooker

'...and to our children we leave our holiday snaps.'

'I can't use the webcam, mother. Being Christmas morning my server is down.'