Holiday Pun Lovers Prints

"Oh now you decide to show up?"

'Sorry sir, we've run out of parmesan cheese.'

"Damn. I think I missed the turn for Bethlehem."

Mrs. Claus has a ladies night out.

Happy Holidays from Sanitary Claus!

Elfie Stick

"I prefer to talk to Mrs. Claus. She doesn't care if I'm naughty or nice."

Evil elves trying to take advantage of Christmas tree fairies.

"I could get used to working remotely."

"He refuses to use these now they've made them gender nonspecific."

Snowman in hospital bed with snow globe I.V.

'I see adventure in your future. Yes. You're going to be a culinary adventure.'

"Then you just run a VLOOKUP against the Naughty column."

A Creature WAS Stirring

Christmas on Other Planets.

You Will Have a Merry Christmas. . . Resistance is Futile.

The Reindeer Strike

"Do excuse me, I've got a nuttiness allergy."

The marketing is out there now. People all know the pizzas are prepared on the premises. So why no customers?

"I've made a terrible mistake."

"Hi, my name is Rudolph." "Hi Rudolph." "And I have a drinking problem." "Hi Rudolph." "Hi Rudolph." "Hi Rudolph." "Hi Rudolph." "Hi Rudolph."

A few post-Christmas options for Santa.

Kind- hearted, nature-loving Jeff built a new improved bird table.

Tunnel of Accountants: "You've been selected for a random audit."

'I'm writing you a prescription for some people soup.'

'How 'bout you come back and say that to me in he spring?'

Rudolph With His Nose So Bright.

"Dear Santa, This Christmas please send clothes for all those poor naked girls on daddy's computer. Love, Veronica"

Rudolph the Red Nosed Reindeer had used to have a very shinysun-seekingtreacherouscharitablefame-seeking mobile nose

He Sees You When You're Sleeping

Thanksgiving Game Highlights

Roscoe's Great Escape

"Hold still, it's a programme about making your own tv cabinet."

'According to his will, Tiddles left the bulk of his estate to himself. Because, he still has eight lives left.'

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